justmyflawedlogic:

oliviastarshippp:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will have XX or XY chromosomes

X sperm swims slower than Y sperm, but the Y can’t swim for as long as the X. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be XY

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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FUCK WHAT KIND OF POST IS THIS

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be as pc as you want, youre still a fucking asshole





foxnewsofficial:

you lose indie points if your fave band has a wikipedia page or any google search results


umhi-im-alexis:

"Open books, not legs" is the dumbest shit ever like

if I wanna read then I’ll read

and if I wanna fuck then I’ll fuck

and if I wanna rest my book against a hot guy’s head while he puts it between my spread legs then I’m gonna fucking do that bye